Golden Retriever

Happy to Be Here
The Golden is everyone’s best friend. Social, sweet, eager to please—and always ready for a game of fetch or a belly rub. They’re not just good dogs—they’re golden.

New Owner

One of the most forgiving and eager-to-please breeds around. Just give them love, structure, and something to carry in their mouth.

Tail Of The Tape

Trait
Low
High
Height
21.5
in
24
in
Weight
55
lbs
75
lbs
Lifespan
10
yrs
12
yrs
Activity Needs
Average
Average
Average
Average
Likes to be active but can chill after a good walk or game of fetch. Great balance for most households.
Trainability
Willing
Willing
Willing
Eager to learn and very responsive, especially when food or praise is involved.
kid compatability
Kids
Kids
Patient and playful. Tolerates chaos like a seasoned babysitter.
grooming needs
Medium
Medium
Medium
That gorgeous coat needs regular brushing and occasional trimming.
noise level
Can Be Vocal
Can Be Vocal
Can Be Vocal
Will speak up to announce visitors, but not overly vocal.
Good for Allergies
No
No
A heavy shedder—dander and fur everywhere. Not great for sensitive households.

What It's Like To Own One

Living with a Golden feels like having a furry optimist at your side 24/7. They love your kids, your neighbors, your mail carrier—maybe even your ex.Their default setting is “upbeat,” and their love language is physical touch, usually in the form of a paw on your arm or a head on your lap.

They thrive on structure, attention, and play. If they don’t get enough of those, they’ll invent new hobbies, like counter surfing or unauthorized mud baths. But overall? This is the kind of dog that makes strangers smile—and makes you feel like a hero just for being their person.

Personality Snapshot

• Unfailingly friendly

• Gentle, tolerant, and people-focused

• Highly responsive to training

• Needs regular exercise and attention

• Can be prone to separation anxiety without company

Breed Embodiment

Ted Lasso
Always smiling, unshakably positive, and believes in the best in everyone.

Fictional Owners

Jim Halpert
A goofball who appreciates a loving, low-drama companion
Leslie Knope
Thrives with an affectionate sidekick who wants to be involved in everything
Paddington Bear
Kind-hearted, polite, and loves snacks

Where They Want To Live

Anywhere there’s a family, a backyard, and someone who throws tennis balls. Golden Retrievers are suburban sweethearts, but can thrive in apartments too if you give them enough outdoor time and attention.

Dating Profile

I’m basically everyone’s type. I like long walks, short walks, rolling in leaves, and swimming in whatever body of water is closest. I’m great with kids, better with snacks, and you won’t find a more loyal cuddle buddy.

Things To Know

• Regular grooming is non-negotiable—especially during shedding season

• Can get clingy if left alone too often

• Eager to please but needs direction early on

• Great family dog, but not a low-maintenance “set and forget” breed

• Needs stimulation or they’ll find their own fun (usually involving your laundry)

Gear Guide

• Chuckit launcher and endless tennis balls

• Deshedding brush or grooming mitt

• Durable stuffed toys for carrying around

• Training treats—they’ll do anything for them

• Waterproof dog bed (they’re gonna get wet)

Bottom Line

Golden Retrievers are lovable goofs with hearts of gold—and they know it. They’re endlessly affectionate, easy to train, and great with families, but they’re not furniture. If you want a dog who’s as invested in you as you are in them, this is your ride-or-die companion.