American Bullnese

aka -
Bullnese
Lap Dog With a Punchline
The American Bullnese is a couch comedian—low-energy, high-attachment, and always down for a cuddle.

New Owner

This breed is suitable for first-time owners who want a low-maintenance, affectionate companion. While training isn’t difficult, they can be stubborn and sensitive, so patience and consistency are key.
Activity Needs
Low
Low
Low
Low

Minimal exercise needs—short walks and indoor play are plenty. Avoid strenuous activity, especially in warm weather, due to potential breathing challenges.

Trainability
Willing
Willing
Willing

American Bullnese dogs are people-pleasers but have a streak of independence. Training is easiest when it’s fun, short, and backed by praise or treats. They may shut down with harsh corrections.

kid compatability
Kids
Kids

Affectionate and playful, this breed tends to do well with children and other pets. Their low energy and cuddly nature make them great for calm, social households.

grooming needs
Low
Low
Low

Their short coat is easy to manage—occasional brushing and face-wiping are usually enough. Watch for wrinkles and ear buildup.

noise level
Quiet
Quiet
Quiet

Not excessive barkers, but they may vocalize when excited, lonely, or bored. Expect some snorts and grumbles too.

Good for Allergies
No
No

Not hypoallergenic. Despite their small size, they shed lightly and produce dander.

🐾 Just brought home a puppy?

Start with our First 48 Hours Survival Guide to get your new pup set up for success from day one.

Then dive into the full Puppy 101 Series—your go-to hub for raising a happy, well-adjusted dog.

And if you’re ready to go even deeper, grab a copy of the book: Help! I Got a Puppy. It’s everything you didn’t know you needed to know.

What It's Like To Own One

Living with an American Bullnese is like sharing your life with a pint-sized comedian who’s also a professional cuddler. They’re full of personality—equal parts goofball and emotional sponge—and they don’t believe in personal space. Whether you’re brushing your teeth, watching TV, or trying to get work done, they’ll be right there, snorting their support and waiting for the next cuddle opportunity.

They crave closeness—both physical and emotional. Their expressive faces say it all: joy when you’re near, heartbreak when you leave, and theatrical sighs if they think they’re being ignored. While they don’t need intense exercise, they do need your presence. Long hours alone can lead to boredom, anxiety, or passive-aggressive redecorating involving chew toys and couch cushions.

What you get in return is a dog who lives to make you smile. Their compact frame is made for laps, and their heart is made for loyalty. If you want a snuggly, silly, deeply attached companion who makes every room feel warmer, the American Bullnese delivers comfort and charm in equal measure.

Tail Of The Tape

Trait
Low
High
Height
10
in
12
in
Weight
15
lbs
25
lbs
Lifespan
10
yrs
14
yrs

Personality Snapshot

  • Affectionate and funny
  • Great for apartments or small homes
  • Low exercise needs
  • Can be stubborn if unmotivated
  • Loves people, especially their own

Health Watch: Common Breed Risks

Known health risks include:

• Brachycephalic airway syndrome

• Patellar luxation

• Eye conditions (cherry eye, dry eye)

• Skin fold infections

• Dental issues

• Joint pain with age

Breed Embodiment

Danny DeVito
Compact, funny, and full of personality—DeVito channels the Bullnese’s quirky charm and cuddly presence.

Fictional Owners

Rose Nylund (Golden Girls)
Sweet, chatty, and endlessly lovable—Rose would be the kind of human this pup wants to nap beside every afternoon.
Jonah Simms (Superstore)
Friendly, a little awkward, and always trying to keep the peace—Jonah would be a Bullnese's ideal couch buddy.
Pam Poovey (Archer)
Rowdy and loyal with unexpected softness—Pam and the Bullnese would form a chaotic, loving bond.

Where They Want To Live

The American Bullnese is perfectly suited for apartment or condo life. They don’t need a yard or endless walks—they need you. This is a companion breed through and through, happiest in cozy spaces where they can stay close to their people. Homes where someone’s around for most of the day are ideal. They’re not built for solitude, and long hours alone can leave them lonely and anxious. A snug, affection-filled home with a steady routine? That’s their sweet spot.

Dating Profile

Hi. I’m a professional napper, snack enthusiast, and your most loyal fan. I like soft cushions, short walks, and being involved in all your business. I might snore, snort, or beg a little too often—but I’ll also warm your lap and your heart. If you’re looking for a low-maintenance dog with big feelings and a bigger personality, let’s meet up.

Things To Know

• Doesn’t tolerate heat well

• Prone to separation anxiety

• Needs regular wrinkle and ear cleaning

• May resist training if bored

• Not ideal for high-energy homes

Gear Guide

• Face wipes and wrinkle balm

• Soft dog bed or heated pad

• Treat pouch for training motivation

• Breathable harness (no collars)

• Enrichment toys for indoor play

Coat Types & Color Variety

• Short, smooth coat

• Low-maintenance grooming

• Common colors: white, fawn, black, brindle, pied

• Wrinkle and tail area need regular cleaning

• Occasional bath keeps them fresh

Diet & Nutrition Needs

Feed with digestion and joint health in mind:

• Choose high-quality small-breed kibble

• Watch portion sizes to prevent weight gain

• Feed twice daily to avoid stomach upset

• Limit high-fat or rich treats

• Consider soft or moist food if dental issues arise

💡 Health Care Tips

• Clean facial folds and ears weekly

• Use harness instead of collar to avoid airway pressure

• Avoid overexertion—keep walks short and shaded

• Brush teeth regularly

• Annual vet checks for breathing and joint health

Bottom Line

The American Bullnese is a cozy, comical companion that doesn’t ask for much—just your presence, a place to snooze, and maybe a bite of your sandwich. They’re a great fit for city living and low-key households who love dogs with a side of silliness.

Additional Resources